- House shoes are called house shoes for a reason. They are meant to be worn at home. Let's keep them there.
- Why are you offended when you pierce that and then get asked if it is a zit? Plus, it's against dress code so you need to remove it. No, I'm not joking.
- Nike shorts rule, but the Uggs you are wearing them with look ridiculous, especially since its 90 degrees outside.
- Eyeliner and Mascara companies (probably make-up in general) must be thriving. I've seen girls reapply an entire day's worth of make-up at 10:30 in the morning. I wonder what they use to get it off?
- A lot of horses have died to create the long flowing locks that are so treasured by teen girls.
- "What?" is not an actual question. It is simply a teenager's instinctual reaction to any statement made by an adult.
- Most boys do not wash their hands.
- It's time to lose the Justin Beiber hair and while we are at it, throw in the faux mull-hawk (mullet/mohawk).
- Lay off the tanning beds. Orange and Bronze are not the same color.
- When you take away their phone you take away their reason for living, but not their ability to whine about it.
- Reading a book to pass the time is a completely foreign concept.
- Five students were asked what they wanted to be when they grew up. Four of them said "famous." The other said "what?" And it doesn't matter what they are famous for as long as it makes them rich.
Ah, to be young, naive, and totally oblivious of reality.
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